he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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