Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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