well you can't waste a boner
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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