I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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