S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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