try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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