Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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