Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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