Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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