I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
the raccoons are back...
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