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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize