Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
