Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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