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I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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