I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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