what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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