No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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