And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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