you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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