How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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