oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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