what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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