are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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