Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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