WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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