Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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