Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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