i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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