I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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you will always have a special place in my vag
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So squirting runs in the family.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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