Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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