He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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