You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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