You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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