Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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