somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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