the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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