gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no you cant smoke seaweed
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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