She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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