Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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