she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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