hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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