I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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