new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
then he tried to convert me to islam
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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