dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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