My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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