his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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