margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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