Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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