Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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