I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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