So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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