Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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